My buddy Ben Wa has edited a wonderful video of highlights from the show.

Halloween 2010 TrannyShack Video Brew from Ben Wa on Vimeo.

Our friend Ben Wa put together a fabulous video mash-up to help celebrate the stylish and exciting night. Check it out!

:] xoxo FKA

Mister Wa has again shot some fabulous video of the Trannyshack Siouxsie Tribute Night at The DNA Lounge. It features Heklina, Faunique, Trixxie Carr, Putanesca, Anna Conda, Suppositori Spelling, Jordan L’Moore, Valentine, Elijah Minelli, Fruitbomb, Jason El Diablo and Syphilis Diller. Enjoy this fierce tribute!

Stay tuned for the Bjork Tribute Night on August 27, 2010!

After waiting in line for 20 minutes I got inside and immediately lost the group I arrived with, not seeing them again until the next day, typical night out in SF. I downed my cocktail so I could push my way to the stage in one of the most difficult crowds I’ve ever had to push through. At one point some castro queen was like “you’re not moving past me.” I was like “OK.” So I just went around that bitch. When I got to the stage I found a pleasant and remarkably elbow-roomy spot to the left of the stage. I soon found out why as I stepped in some chick’s vomit. For some reason there was a bottle of Visine in the puke. Not sure what kind of dietary needs these Marina chicks have, but I would highly recommend avoiding substances containing tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride. And while I’m musing on barf, I’d like to mention that I thought it was more common for people to upchuck after or even during a drag show (John Waters sees this as a compliment), but BEFORE the show! C’mon lady, keep it together!

Notice the small bottle of Visine engulfed in the brilliance of the flash and barf.

Our hostess, Heklina, opened the show with a bangin and hilarious version of “Secret.” Heklina (Madonna) catches her lover (who is of dubious heterosexuality) making out with another man just in time for the line “my baby’s got a secret…” But the real secret has less to do with where her man has been putting his dick, as what kind of VD he’s been covertly passing around. Enter syphilis.

Oh woe is me. Heklina's baby has a secret.

Heklina gets fucked by Mr. Syphy.

Heklina gets a taste of her own medicine.

And how appropriate that Syphilis Diller was the next performer as Heklina was so deft to explain, “that’s why I get paid the big bucks.” This clever way of lining up the acts would reappear later in the show. Syphilis kept the good vibes and excitement moving with “Dress You Up,” featuring Raya Light and Kim Burly as back up dancers. Syphilis’ crazy crimped out hair gave for some fab pics.

Syphilis Diller gives great valley girl.

Raya Light backing up Syphilis who's rocking out.

Raya, Syphilis and Kim Burly

Mercy Fuque and Ben Randle gave us a wonderfully choreographed, strobe lit extravaganza with “Hanky Panky.”  This was the wild card number for me, a total surprise choice of song from Madonna’s repertoire.  

Mercy and Ben bringing the "Hanky Panky"

Mercy Fuque giving some fierce Joan Collins/Madonna hybrid. Love it.

Jordan L’Amour packs a wallop with “Burning Up.”  As the number progressed I realized that Jordan looks so much like Belinda Carlyle in her number; I call that 80s legit! 

Jordan L'Amour and her backup dancers take to the stage.

I love that Madonna did Evita, mostly because it allowed Precious Moments to do this amazing and hilarious number.  The props were great and I loved that she received an Oscar at the end.  I also dig the muffin/cake tin microphones. Genius.

Precious/Madonna/Eva Peron pleads with The Cat Club not to cry for her.

Fanfare for the winner

Raya Light puts a new spin on “Nothing Really Matters,” playing Madonna as a self-centered, arrogant, plastic surgery and african baby obsessed maniac… oh, wait… nevermind, too easy.  Aside from tossing a baby into the audience and injecting herself with Botox, a piece of fabric goes up near the end of the song only to drop, revealing Madonna’s transformation into Lady Bear!  This was such a great gag!

Madonna needs some work.

Botox hits the spot!

Lady Bear emerges as the transformed Madonna!

Cookie Dough busted out actual lasers for “Ray of Light.” Heklina’s clever performance order put this act after Raya’s number. Retarded fun. Cookie’s light show dazzled the audience and perhaps stunned a few with some unwanted laser light treatment to the eyes.  I think green was a great choice.

Cookie Dough lights up our lives. Gives rich laser.

Fauxnique’s performance of “Shanti/Ashtangi” involved complex and delicate yoga moves that defied gravity; and all of this aloft a platform supported by a team of strong men. HOT!  She emerged on the stage wrapped in a sari then spun out of it across the stage to the delight of the audience.  The funniest part is when she whips out her pink yoga mat and unfurls it over the platform with a slice of attitude, a riot!

Work!

Om Shanti: Fauxnique puts the boys and the lotus position to work.

Pollo Del Mar finished the show with a supersexy S&M number to “Erotica.”  Pollo’s sex victim gets stripped, blindfolded, bound, gagged and beaten by her and her team of sex kittens.  I like the studded leather paddle and hot boys.  Grrr. There was lots of boy on boy, tranny on tranny action to behold. One hot number!

Pollo Del Mar teaches this guy a lesson.

A roll door makes for a fitting backdrop for this leather clad group.

The show was great! There were no slow parts during the performance, everyone brought it hard, and the place remained packed all night with fantastic energy.  Folks were getting their pictures taken in the front room and dancing in the back.  After the show I hung out a little bit, chatted up some cuties, gossiped a bit with some trannies, then grabbed a bacon-wrapped hot dog from the mexican lady out front.  I shared a cab home with a sexy dude and made out with him until I got to my stop. What a great way to end an awesome night.  Thanks Madonna!

Bye Bye Baby!